I bet all of you folks know what it's like to open your email account after enjoying a couple of days off work only to find yourself staring at a sea of SPAM tags. I do. Very well. Except in my case, I don't even need to be away for a couple of days - an overnight will do just fine. However, recently I realized, that the subjects of those messages are so spectacularly ridicolous, that I just have to share them with those less fortunate (or better filtered). So here they are, along with my modest comments, which you may freely igore.
May 1, 2006
[SPAM] Always wanted to be like a superman: good-looking, courageous, fearless with a huge and strong penis
Hmm, well, I don't know about you folks, but I don't necessarily remember Superman as a man whom I would associate with well-endowed. I mean, he IS one of the tights wearing brigade and tights on men, in general, aren't associated with the notion of being sexy. Apart from that, if he really was that great, why would Lois keep looking at Luthor?